Thursday, May 03, 2012
Get this wanker off my back
There's a new 'e-book', whatever the fuck that is, available for the 'Kindle' (yes, your guess is as good as mine). It's some kind of thriller thing about spies and such. You can buy it here or, if you're one of those American people, here.
The author has promised to stop phoning in the middle of the night, posting hate-filled screeds through my door and hanging around outside my children's school in a stained mackintosh, as long as I spread the word about his 'thriller'. So please, for the love of Christ, buy this book, even if you don't read the fucking thing.
Thank you.
